Tuesday, March 13, 2007

About Me

I got a lot of flak (not just from Saurabh) about the About Me section i filled out.

It earlier said, I wish Beer tasted like Water.

That was coz well, i dunno, just i felt like that at that moment. I now feel, and forever
"I wish Water tasted like Beer"

So, if water did taste like beer, there would be advantages...i mean some real incredibly obvious ones. But since this happens to be MY blog, it follows that i can post anything. (except music for some reason)

So ya,

1. Water won't get you busted like beer (smell).
2. Water won't make you fat.
3. Water won't get you fat bills either (even at the fanciest of places)
4. Most places in fact, it'd be FREE!
5. Everyone would encourage you to drink more of it.
6. It'd be available in office in huge 25 ltr tanks!!
7. You'd cut down on your smoking, coz only alcohol doubles intake of nicotine.
8. Cops wouldn't care if you had it openly.
9. Water, water everywhere. Not a drop to drink would be WRONG.
10. Rain water WOULD be harvested. With great glee.

I don't know the other advantages, but i'm presuming there've got to be some.

Don't comment on my writing, yes?

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