Oh well,

So i recently have been facing a lot of problems that are related to the 4 letter word that i personally think is absolutely wonderful.

I mean why would anyone have a problem with it?

Is it because it's socially unacceptable? But then again, its not as if i'm doing anything publically right? And, anyone why should someone else have a problem if i indulge in it?? Even so, it's not your money that's being spent right? its my own. So what the hell?

BEER. I am in love with beer. i'd marry beer ok. And i won't go into my personal favourite style of writing the top-10-reasons-why-beer-is-better-than-a-man deal, yes yes you're very happy you're spared, but i really have been hearing way too much abt my drinking. And it's pissing off.

People really have a problem with my beer yaar. Look at some of the reasons i've been told.

1. You are a woman and beer affects reproduction.
2. You're gonna have kids someday.
3. Beer harms ovaries.
4. Your kids will be deformed.
5. Women need to be careful coz they bear children.

Now, now. I'm not lying.
I should quit beer for that?? what the fuck?? What abt my liver? Like my liver's not important. Or how abt you know all the brain cells i destroy? Or the fact that beer makes you fat or something??

Bolderdash. Hogwash. Bullshit.

Its all this pretentious crap i really have an itch about. Ira needs to have kids so she shouldn't touch beer. I'll bite if ppl express some concern abt my innocent liver.

And until then, its Cheers!