That's not COOL.

I happen to know all kinds of people.
They are, every kind but mine.

Know that line from that song,
I'd walk with my people if i could find them.

So anyway, a bunch of people i know and am
also ahem, related to, are the loud kind.
And believe me i've tried my hardest to convince them
that they aren't cool, that's not cool.

You know the reply i get unfailingly, persistently?
But IRA!! That's so HOT.

or

But IRA!! It's so SEXY.

or the simple, works-like-a-charm reply,

SHUT UP.

I don't get it. How do you convince a bunch of teenagers
or youngsters who have testesterone guiding everything,
that it's not cool?

sory, I forgot to mention the 'it'.

The 'it' is loud music, tinted glasses, alloy wheels, stuff
written on cars (you know the DEVIL BOY, DADDY"S GIFT kind)
along with funky sound systems and punjabi music.

Abhi kaise bataao ki yeh toh cool nahi hai bhai?

And it's not just my opinion at work here...it's for the betterment
of everyone.

What i have been told is that 'they' think it's cool coz ppl around
them call it that. But how??

What could possibly be cool about driving at 120, with fuckin bass
and woofer and sucky music, black windows, and you know an
attitude that sucks dick??

I;m on a mission. My sole motive in life henceforth is going to be
finding an answer to this. How to tell someone That's not Cool.

And hopefully, convincing them too.